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  OK now that you are all drunk and happy... What do I do? and Where do I go?? It all depends on what you want. Do you want to cruise around just tripping to the music or do you want to pick up girls?


Now that you are drunk you probably feel more comfortable talking to the opposite sex without being really too shy, so what I would suggest is go to a street where alot of single girls usually drive around waiting to be picked up by some guys from another car. Go there and start your search, drive around and look for the girls you want. If you are 2 guys look for 2 girls, if you are 4 guys don't look for 2 girls, look for atleast 3. I mean we don't want to scare them off do we? When you do find the girls you want try NOT to look like you just downed a bottle of vodka. What we are aiming for is for the girl you decide to pick up not to realize that you are drunk and think that the womanizer (YOU!) is always like this and not because he just had a bottle of vodka. Also try not to ram her car, even though you will end up meeting the girl(s) and getting her/their number (for the insurance company of course) you will end up damaging your car. I know these 2 guys who had a Lexus and they rammed these 2 girls from the back really hard. The guys ended up getting the girls numbers.

The best thing about being drunk and driving is that you feel sooo relaxed... or atleast I do. You can sit in any position and feel sooo comfortable! Now there are only two things that can ruin your high; Cops and Music. As long as you are driving normally cops won't bother you. Now music is more difficult. If you turn the radio on and you hear New Kids On The Block playing, you won't be really happy, suicidal maybe but not happy. So before you decide to drink and drive get your music ready. Whatever your choice, CD's, tapes, DCC or MD just make sure you have it ready to be popped into the player and also some backups just incase something happens. For more on what kind of music to listen to click here. OK now you're ready but where can you go to trip? Firstly the place you decided to go and drive should be:

  • Free of traffic
  • Preferably without alot of curbs
  • Do NOT off road, trust me... I fucked up my Range doing that.

    Now that you have the hard parts sorted out the rest is simple.
  • Pull your chair back, not too back... you have to drive remember?!
  • Put your two hands on the wheel
  • Open the windows and sunroof if available
  • Raise the volume of the music
  • Tell everyone in the car to shutup
    and then just drive......